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Opinion: Mastering Your Theatre Etiquette: A Theatre Atendee's Field Guide to not being a Jerk!

 

Ahhh, the theatre—a place where magic happens, dreams come true, and, unfortunately, where some folks forget their manners! 

Fear not, dear reader, for in this guide, we're here to sprinkle some etiquette wisdom to ensure you're not the unwitting star of the show... for all the wrong reasons!

Act 1: Early Bird Gets the Best Seat (and the Respect)

Picture this: You saunter in fashionably late, flashlight app blazing on your phone, disturbing the peace like a tornado in a teacup. Let's rewrite this scene, shall we? Arrive early, avoid the drama, and take your seat with grace. Plus, you might catch some juicy pre-show gossip from the ushers. Win-win!

Act 2: Dress to Impress (or at Least Not to Offend)

We get it, we're in Australin, the land of board shorts and thongs,  but we're not saying you need to dust off your fanciest tuxedo or ball gown, but please, leave the singlets and sandals at home. It's theatre, not a beach party! Opt for something snazzy yet comfy, because let's face it, no one wants to squirm through Hamlet in skinny jeans.

Act 3: Shh! It's a Library, Not a Circus

The golden rule of theatre: silence is golden! Keep the chatter to a minimum and save the play-by-play commentary for the post-show debrief. Rustling candy wrappers, clandestine phone calls, or impromptu karaoke sessions are strictly off-limits. Remember, the drama is on stage, not in the audience!

Act 4: Clap, Don't Snap (or Tweet, or Insta)

We get it, you're having a blast, but hold off on the selfie snaps and live-tweeting until after the final bow. Your followers can wait—live in the moment, soak up the magic, and give those performers the thunderous applause they deserve. Trust us, #StandingOvation looks way cooler than #CaughtInTheAct.

Act 5: Respect the Space (and Your Neighbors)

You wouldn't put your feet up on the coffee table at Grandma's house, would you? Treat the theatre with the same respect. Keep your limbs and belongings in check, and for the love of drama, save the interpretive dance moves for the after-party!

Curtain Call: Be the Star of Etiquette, Not the Villain of Rudeness

Congratulations, you've made it through the performance without causing a theatrical catastrophe (or Patti LuPone calling you out!!) By mastering the art of theatre etiquette, you've proven yourself worthy of a standing ovation. So go forth, dear reader, and may your future theatre adventures be filled with laughter, tears, and impeccable manners. Break a leg! 🎭✨

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